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Which of Trump’s three wives is the hottest?

Which of Trump's three wives is the hottest? by Shern Ren Tee

Answer by Shern Ren Tee:

Here are some very important dates. Pay attention.

Ivana Marie Trump was born on February 20, 1949, 67 years ago.

Marla Ann Maples was born on October 27, 1963, 53 years ago.

Melania Trump was born on April 26, 1970, 46 years ago.

So of the three of them, Melania is probably the hottest. Why – and why probably? Because the science[1]shows that body temperature drops as you age, by about half a degree C if you compare people older than 60 to those younger. So Melania, being biologically the youngest, should have the edge.

However, that difference is quite small relative to the normal variability in body temperature just between different humans. So I'm afraid the only way to find out for sure is by using some thermometers, very shameless PIs, and (in one case) extensive wrangling with the Secret Service.

Wait, you meant which one was more attractive? Don’t sexually objectify complete strangers ya perv.

Footnotes

[1] A systematic review of body temperature variations in older people.

Which of Trump's three wives is the hottest?

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